THIS is not a Newsletter

First, because I don't think anything I do classifies even remotely as "news". And second because "Newsletter" has always felt very transactional and like I should wear a tie while writing it. Using MS Word. On a Windows 95 computer.

So, to those cool, friendly and gullible enough to give me access to their inbox, I send letters. Things I write to tell them how I am, what I am working on and what's coming that I think might be interesting.

It can be a lonely job, this "scribble for a living" thing. So having a bunch of friends I can wave and talk to once in a while, is a wonderful thing.

And hey, it's not so bad for you. You get to know what's coming before anybody else. Also, any promos, discounts, raffles and giveaways will be announced here first (and sometimes only here), and once in a while you might get a glimpse of Leia The Big Sister and Lola The Tiny Beast. And that's the kind of perk that adds years to your life.

So put your info in the boxes below and get some Ape Mail!