The Goonies
Closed edition of 50.
Hand-signed, numbered and embossed to ensure authenticity.
18x24 inches giclée. Printed on beautiful 300gsm archival-grade, 100% cotton, museum-quality paper.
Ships gently rolled with protective Kraft paper and glassine, and delicately put into a 4" cardboard tube so it arrives perfectly safe home. The shipment is tracked, and Sloth is gently checking in on Mail people to make sure they treat your package right and it gets to you safely.
Goonies never say die! Which means they have a lot of time to stare at their walls, I guess. Which means they have to have pretty awesome artwork decorating their lairs. Which means… See where I’m going with this? pretty smooth, huh? Like Sloth chasing a Baby Ruth through a china shop.
But let’s be honest here for a minute. There are a lot of alternative movie posters for The Goonies. Some of them are pretty cool. But this one’s special. Different in a way One-Eyed Willy would appreciate. Did you see the spokes’ shadows turning into the lines on the map? the worn texture of the map itself? The only way this would look better is if it was an actual map for an actual treasure, so be like Mikey, do the Goonie thing and put it in your cart!
PS. As a bonus, because I love you, if you get this print and the three artifacts from The Goonies, you’ll be officially an unofficial Goonie, so I’ll send you for free the 8x24 print of the statue Chunk forcefully emasculated via blunt trauma against the floor (look at the last couple of images). This is the only way to get that print, since I won’t ever sell it by itself or as part of any other set.
Closed edition of 50.
Hand-signed, numbered and embossed to ensure authenticity.
18x24 inches giclée. Printed on beautiful 300gsm archival-grade, 100% cotton, museum-quality paper.
Ships gently rolled with protective Kraft paper and glassine, and delicately put into a 4" cardboard tube so it arrives perfectly safe home. The shipment is tracked, and Sloth is gently checking in on Mail people to make sure they treat your package right and it gets to you safely.
Goonies never say die! Which means they have a lot of time to stare at their walls, I guess. Which means they have to have pretty awesome artwork decorating their lairs. Which means… See where I’m going with this? pretty smooth, huh? Like Sloth chasing a Baby Ruth through a china shop.
But let’s be honest here for a minute. There are a lot of alternative movie posters for The Goonies. Some of them are pretty cool. But this one’s special. Different in a way One-Eyed Willy would appreciate. Did you see the spokes’ shadows turning into the lines on the map? the worn texture of the map itself? The only way this would look better is if it was an actual map for an actual treasure, so be like Mikey, do the Goonie thing and put it in your cart!
PS. As a bonus, because I love you, if you get this print and the three artifacts from The Goonies, you’ll be officially an unofficial Goonie, so I’ll send you for free the 8x24 print of the statue Chunk forcefully emasculated via blunt trauma against the floor (look at the last couple of images). This is the only way to get that print, since I won’t ever sell it by itself or as part of any other set.
Closed edition of 50.
Hand-signed, numbered and embossed to ensure authenticity.
18x24 inches giclée. Printed on beautiful 300gsm archival-grade, 100% cotton, museum-quality paper.
Ships gently rolled with protective Kraft paper and glassine, and delicately put into a 4" cardboard tube so it arrives perfectly safe home. The shipment is tracked, and Sloth is gently checking in on Mail people to make sure they treat your package right and it gets to you safely.
Goonies never say die! Which means they have a lot of time to stare at their walls, I guess. Which means they have to have pretty awesome artwork decorating their lairs. Which means… See where I’m going with this? pretty smooth, huh? Like Sloth chasing a Baby Ruth through a china shop.
But let’s be honest here for a minute. There are a lot of alternative movie posters for The Goonies. Some of them are pretty cool. But this one’s special. Different in a way One-Eyed Willy would appreciate. Did you see the spokes’ shadows turning into the lines on the map? the worn texture of the map itself? The only way this would look better is if it was an actual map for an actual treasure, so be like Mikey, do the Goonie thing and put it in your cart!
PS. As a bonus, because I love you, if you get this print and the three artifacts from The Goonies, you’ll be officially an unofficial Goonie, so I’ll send you for free the 8x24 print of the statue Chunk forcefully emasculated via blunt trauma against the floor (look at the last couple of images). This is the only way to get that print, since I won’t ever sell it by itself or as part of any other set.
