You've Been In My Life So Long, I Can't Remember Anything Else.

Yeah, this is the one that people love to hate (hey, don't even mention Resurrection. As far as I know, that one didn't happen). But, be honest, the movie is kind of awesome. It has weird subtexts, yeah, and a very uncomfortable rape scene, sure. And the dog Alien is either an extremely awkward Afghan dog wrapped in latex or CGI created by the 3-year-old son of a Pixar caterer. But, BUT! all in all, it's a decent story, and it has one of the most memorable scenes in the series, with the Xeno sniffing Ripley like a Sigourney Weaver fan at a convention, and some of the most kinetic chase sequences this side of a Vin Diesel movie.

A soIid 7, even if those motherf***ers killed Newt and Hicks offscreen. Or did they?

The idea for this one took a little bit, to be fair. And when it came, I was convinced I was stealing it from somewhere. I mean, someone before me had to have done it, right?

After a long search, it was apparent that either nobody had actually done it, or my Google-Fu was extremely weak. In either case, I decided to move forward and see what would happen.

I am still really happy with how this turned out. Maybe I’d change the background colour a bit, but other than that, I still like the execution. The Queen-Chestburster is not utterly obvious, and I like that too, although some people complained a bit about it.

This too, was part of the Alien/s/3 set of designs. Fittingly, as with the movies, this one got a bit less love, so at the time you’re reading this, there might still be some of these available. Hit me up and get one! don’t let Newt’s death be in vain!